Mean people suck, have a nice day!
I came home from the airport last night after five days in Los Angeles. It rained all the way home, as I dozed in the back of the cab all...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, essentially
God, life is way too short. I find myself going through cycles, regarding how much I "get done" versus how much I "play", and I'm...
Chianti & Temples
So you may have detected my love for architecture, antiquity in particular. Why ancient things, foreign places? It's not the surprise of...
Born to bitch
Boy, do I love fast things. I have a big love affair with those monstrous, powerful American cars of the late '60's and early '70's --...
De-Schwabified
Here's a question: Is there any danger that keeping my magnetic, magic door-opening Schwab card in my pocket might render me sterile?...
You're soaking in it
It's kind of surprising that I took so readily to scuba diving. You know, given my historical fear of water-filled things. Not like...
Breakin' up is hard to do
A good friend of mine has had her heart broken now about three times too many. It pains me to see her hurt, reeling from feelings of...
Sparkly barfy subliminable
O joyous reunion! Finally I've spent ten days with Ash after nearly six desperate weeks without him. I felt such despair when I thought...
How far can *you* open your legs?
This girl Ashley knew in England was a gymnast. He and his friends call her "Bendy Wendy". Very cute. I can only imagine the sexual...
Shovelheaded alien
Going diving in Monterey this Saturday with a few friends. I hear Monterey is Great White territory. Cool. I've been down there, in a...
