You know how when you have, like, 5 really cool things going on in your life at one time, and suddenly you feel so rich, so unstoppable? Now I know you're thinking, "What, now you're *excited?* I'm still reeling from that thing a few months ago where you were smacking your friends around for being overly concerned about your self-loathing." Look here, buster. Things change, you know? Thank god. Things change all the darn time! And by the way, I really didn't mean to criticize